Monkeys Fist

My mate's nose is so massive we reckon he can smoke in the shower

Please tell me this didn't happen Yeah, thankfully don't remember which thread, but yeah he posted a picture 1st person perspective of himself, in a bath, holding a beer in one hand and his weird feet at the far end of the tub. I've seen some fucked up shit in my time, but holy Hell. No danger of his Taco Bell breaking the surface then

Please tell me this didn't happen Yes, I've got your PM but your inbox must be full. I can post it if you can wait? ??? I've not sent you a PM.

The Remains of the Day

Please tell me this didn't happen

Sticky Rice.

Eyes Wide Shut, I reckon.

Did your poo go the wrong way?

Whoever it was that started the notion of turning birthday parties from house based to "events"- you are a cernt and I hope you die a painful death. I've had to take Fistlet female to two this weekend and there's another fucker next weekend. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it!

Bullitt

The Mission

Gone With The Wind The Grapes of Wrath

The Sitter And for balance… Stand Up

Enema at the Gates

Winner!

You can knot your poop?

Deep Impact

You dont know the half of it mate. Luckily the wife has become accustomed to it. However have just got in from the depressing match, straight into the garden to listen to the middle and youngest daughter excitedly looking at Jupiter, its bands and the four moons. Priceless tbf. Sounds like good stuff. Have a good look at the moon and tell me it isn't artificial.

A River Runs Through It.

Apoocalypse Now.

CT clearly has a hot young neighbour just moved in over the road, and has started this thread as " cover" to explain the arrival of his pervoscope to Mrs. CT. Blatant. Btw, I'd recommend the Meade Electronic Video Eyepiece- stunning clarity, you can make out individual pubes.

The Abyss

The book,( Alive byPiers Paul Reed) is well worth a read.