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Ffwd 12 months from now… Employment Tribunal Chairman- " Mr McFaul, I regret to inform you that being a Mackem, Mug, Wrongun or Wallpusher is not sufficient reason to deny our applicants employment. " Stevie " Fuck off you mug!"

That's why he was worth £500 a week!

Aye, that's what I thought. They're trying to get me to sign up, but I'm getting in with a couple of the bigger construction companies anyway, so I think I'll fuck them off. The lad on the phone was a right cockernee wide boy too.

Spent most of the time lying on my front or in the pool. Thinking back, she was a right rotter, but she was 18 , had tits, and would speak to me. The joys of 13yr old hormones!

Went to C'an Picafort when I was 13, and spent the entire time trying ( and failing) not to get a boner as I lusted over my mates elder sister. Hope that helps Besty.

Quick question for you Stevie- do you know of a company called Causeway Building Register ? If so, are they legit?

You can when you haven't got 1001 things to keep your business running smoothly Nah, the freedom from a boss is liberating. I sack myself every few weeks, just because I can.

мои трусики так гладко, как рыба на заседании клуба Blazer

Good luck with it Stevie- work wise, it's the best/scariest thing I've ever done

Get one of the lads on here to sort you out man, save you the trip

Hearty Greetings Catmag, I am being of representation of The Internationale Royale Bank of Nigeria, my true position is that of one who is deal with sadly pissed away client. Give us yer bank details or the cat gets it!!!

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Excellent. This thread could run and run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHRERLEM2eE&feature=youtube_gdata_player Sorry, I can't help it- it's like shit Tourette's.

Schindlers Shits.

If only you'd spammed us last year. J69 must be kicking himself.

With Cheasey chiyups

My mate's nose is so massive we reckon he can smoke in the shower

Please tell me this didn't happen Yeah, thankfully don't remember which thread, but yeah he posted a picture 1st person perspective of himself, in a bath, holding a beer in one hand and his weird feet at the far end of the tub. I've seen some fucked up shit in my time, but holy Hell. No danger of his Taco Bell breaking the surface then

Please tell me this didn't happen Yes, I've got your PM but your inbox must be full. I can post it if you can wait? ??? I've not sent you a PM.

The Remains of the Day

Please tell me this didn't happen

Sticky Rice.

Eyes Wide Shut, I reckon.

Did your poo go the wrong way?