Monkeys Fist

Yo bitch.

Brave

I make a dead simple salad with them- add cucumber, red onion, fresh coriander , fresh chilli, all diced up to about lentil size, bit of olive oil, squeeze of lime. Lush.

All I'm saying is " Camel Toe"

Back in a minute… "busy" now.

Snakey!! You're missing this , man, you're missing it!!

Only ever played on my phone.

Poopsongs?

If anyone wants an easy win, just challenge me to a round of Modern Rap. Yes Meenzer, I'm looking at you , you twat

Done. Mwah hahahahahah!!

Minx

Plays as a forward but secretly wants to mop up at the back?

Tingle tingle

Katie Holmes

Went on holiday to Hedonism. Never made it back

I have a box of their dried ones in my cupboard.

Madam, I give you tripe. Barely edible rubber.

Hippy Skittles You will though

Geoff Capes.

His dog is called smiley?

You know you want them, you slaaaag!

I wonder if Leazes was drinking Scotch when he posted. Oh irony, how I love thee

Pfft … have they not consulted Wolfy? If not, no way I'm going up in that thing.

Jocks to sponging immigrant (probable) terrorists without skipping a beat. Well done Old Chap, well done!