Monkeys Fist

Have we got an email address for this one?

I presume you couldn't point out his mistakes to your dad as your mouth was full of his cock at the time?

Tell us, how long did Colin Hendry play for Newcastle, just approximately, and where in midfield did Srnicek play?

So Emotional? sorry, bad crack really.

Stone him! Hit him with sticks! Down with this sort of thing!

Different debate entirely. No pressure to answer to answer there, J69

Eh?

Her fondness for rock was the problem.

Positive we got bummed. That's all.

R IIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIII P. an that.

There was 4 mackems staying in the digs I was in this week. Thursday night there was a quiz on, so me and my mate joined , as did the inbreeds. After a few rounds there was a instant prize question, when the quiz guy read out the results, these inbreeds had named their team FTM, oh how everyone laughed! ( Actually, no one even commented , as it meant nowt to any of the locals) Next up was the beers question, so a swift name change to "5th In The League" from us, as well as winning the beer and Quiz guy saying " We have some Geordies in the house" and the inbreeds instantly got the lip on. I also bet them pints that our 2 man team would beat their 4 man team, they accepted and duly came last, whereupon they all scuttled off without getting the beers. Pride of the North, eh lads?

That costume alone is responsible for the leopard's place on the At Risk List.

Give it to Pearce on a one tournament trial , with Hughton as his assistant, on condition he doesn't pick Terry, Steeevieee Geeeee, or Lampard ( is he still even playing?). What have we got to lose, England FC is a fucking joke anyway. Scrotum face can get to fuck.

Sat in a bar in Leigh, Lancs. There are 4 proper knuckle-dragging mackems sat in front , tongues out watching the screen. Therefore, tonight Matthew… I will be supporting the Nappy Rippers!

Aye watching internet streams of Boca/River Plate is going to feel a bit funny. Wonder if anyone will go down this season?

Revealing myself in the bath didnt go down well. FYP

"And that lot behind you? That's Liverpool. "

Eh? Pass it on then

Might've been his mate Ol bin Sezamy

A beautiful sentiment. Now then, about that Task Force…

Time to wheel Maggie out on her piss stained wheelchair.