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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Have we got an email address for this one?
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I presume you couldn't point out his mistakes to your dad as your mouth was full of his cock at the time?
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Tell us, how long did Colin Hendry play for Newcastle, just approximately, and where in midfield did Srnicek play?
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So Emotional? sorry, bad crack really.
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Stone him! Hit him with sticks! Down with this sort of thing!
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Different debate entirely. No pressure to answer to answer there, J69
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Her fondness for rock was the problem.
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Positive we got bummed. That's all.
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R IIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIII P. an that.
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There was 4 mackems staying in the digs I was in this week. Thursday night there was a quiz on, so me and my mate joined , as did the inbreeds. After a few rounds there was a instant prize question, when the quiz guy read out the results, these inbreeds had named their team FTM, oh how everyone laughed! ( Actually, no one even commented , as it meant nowt to any of the locals) Next up was the beers question, so a swift name change to "5th In The League" from us, as well as winning the beer and Quiz guy saying " We have some Geordies in the house" and the inbreeds instantly got the lip on. I also bet them pints that our 2 man team would beat their 4 man team, they accepted and duly came last, whereupon they all scuttled off without getting the beers. Pride of the North, eh lads?
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That costume alone is responsible for the leopard's place on the At Risk List.
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Give it to Pearce on a one tournament trial , with Hughton as his assistant, on condition he doesn't pick Terry, Steeevieee Geeeee, or Lampard ( is he still even playing?). What have we got to lose, England FC is a fucking joke anyway. Scrotum face can get to fuck.
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Sat in a bar in Leigh, Lancs. There are 4 proper knuckle-dragging mackems sat in front , tongues out watching the screen. Therefore, tonight Matthew… I will be supporting the Nappy Rippers!
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Aye watching internet streams of Boca/River Plate is going to feel a bit funny. Wonder if anyone will go down this season?
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Revealing myself in the bath didnt go down well. FYP
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"And that lot behind you? That's Liverpool. "
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Eh? Pass it on then
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Might've been his mate Ol bin Sezamy
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A beautiful sentiment. Now then, about that Task Force…
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Time to wheel Maggie out on her piss stained wheelchair.