Monkeys Fist

Goodness me!

Got some friends coming for dinner at the weekend for my birthday. Have decided to do … Starter Grilled Sea Bass Fillet with Samphire in garlic and lemon butter. Main Slow cooked Lamb Shanks In Port and Wine with Garlic and Rosemary Lentils Dessert Belgian Chocolate Pudding with with Homemade Orange Ice Cream. Can't wait.

The sheik's interest began when he saw us on satellite TV.

Gracious! You really are a pervy tubster.

Every. Single. Thing. You. Say. Is. Weird. Wolfy.

Did she shout?

Papa was more likely to have been an Animal tbh

In 1963 two of he Stones, Bill Wyman and Charlie Watt, went to my Mam's in Longbenton for tea and biscuits. Wyman was trying to get into my Aunt, failed apparently. Where are they now?

Are you Burt Ward?

Gosh! You pervy tubster ( unless you mean the Thandie Newton one )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R36m-RNHh50&feature=youtube_gdata_player

That was one of " those" TV moments which were a sheer pleasure to watch.

That's because they waited til you were asleep before calling you " that sanctimonious little f**kkng c**t !"

Just thought of another my Nana used to come out with… " Never in the creation of dickie bird's poo. " as in "never in the world" As I said, insane.

Knows the difference between RIGHT and Wrong(un).

Separated at birth, Innit?

Goodness Me! Ginger fucking beer , again!

Fucking hell! So was this Leazes then, definately?

"How man woman man! " All makes me chuckle.

Golly Gosh, Goodness Me and now Whoops a Daisy?? It must be like living in an Enid Blyton book in your house CT.

It's not pretty,(but some of the skeetatch is).... Huey's knob cheese is funnier than Comedy Dave