Monkeys Fist

This injury run has given Howe some unexpectedly positive headaches from the likes of Miley, Lascelles, Tino and that.

Have you never been at the pisser with blokes either side of you, one fucks off, and you step aside mid-piss to take his spot and make things right? Same crack.

Speaking of halftime- I propose the entire board swaps to the other thread for the 2nd half.

Different Callum…

BUJ You beautiful fucking beast!

Let them crack on with that. 0-0 sees us in Yewrup and them out.

I’ve got the willpower of a tramp in a booze warehouse.

Sorry @Ayatollah Hermione, I tried me best, but it’s fucking exhausting- I’m off to the other thread.

I reckon @Howmanheyman and @thebrokendoll are still in the Percy getting mullered.

sake!

For fucks…

Tearsforfearsramento looking his usual brilliant self.

No.

If you’re listening to Radio Newcastle, you can fuck off to RTG.

…blame him?

And who can …

Ffs. Schar should’ve had that one.

I’m going to reply to posts from this thread in the other one, and vice versa, just to fuck shit up.

Oops, sorry, just got your point. Fuck it, my point stands

Quite possibly two of the most wildly unrelated statements I’ve ever seen in one post.

Frau Blücher!!!!

ON! * * see other thread for the rest.