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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Punxsutawney Phil strikes again.
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Good Luck J69. (Just don't try any humour on them )
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Toes crossed here for you HowmanHM
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Because of all my pride, The tears I've gotta hide! I saw him today, I saw his faeces It was a faeces I loved.
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You lying little shite! We agreed- teabags and rims.
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Newcastle v Norwich Sunday 4.00pm
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Only for games he can watch on his telescope -
***Official Mike Ashley Euro express thread***
Monkeys Fist replied to Baggio's topic in Newcastle Forum
Unsustainable financial recklessness that mind. "Someone" will love/have you for it. *fucks off back to posting titty pics* -
Dribbling in the box is a problem , apparently. Also guilty of shooting too early and can't handle loose balls. Erm… big black cocks.
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Banned for questioning the lack of democratic process in choosing Mods. Welcome to Syria. Za za.
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Bingo. Unbelievable like, but that's her. Nice chebs.
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Oh yes, drives men mad now.
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Play in the Hole?
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Guess who?........ You'll never get it , but clue is "Nice Chebs"
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NUFC Academy has the potential to be the best
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
We best be careful here Stevie, we don't want a "Bent's mam" situation developing. For the record,Ma Gutierrez looks like a wonderful woman... erm, can I ask the audience? -
NUFC Academy has the potential to be the best
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
Hey man THIS is the main front page story of tonights physical Chronical (sic) ffs ! A break in. In Argentina. http://www.chronicle...72703-30390929/ Gets his looks from Pa Gutierrez then........... -
"Paddy is woken in the middle of the night by a phone call. The caller says "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?" Paddy says "no it's Dublin 223 322!", the caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night. Paddy says "Oh it's all right I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow!" Two Irishman went into a pub and the landlord said you’re not allowed to eat your own food in here, so they swopped sandwiches.
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Deported?
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NUFC Academy has the potential to be the best
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Very good Chubby.
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Wrong thread! Wrong thread! Minge only
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Lesbians Prozzies?? Where???
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So it is. RIP Edit; Bugger! Beaten to it!