Monkeys Fist

Shell suits are horribly prone to shrinkage.

Fuck. ( you'd think they'd be wary of pile-ons btw)

I'll be fucking sick if the Thieves win it on pens.

FFS! Edit, Brilliant from Liverpool, come on Taffs!

Get in!!

FFS. Jammy bastards

As I was taking my 4 yr old swimming this morning she rattled off the planets, which on its own impressed me, but when she listed the last three as " Jupiter, Uwamus, and Penus " I nearly crashed the car. I'll show her the Moon and J&P tonight out the window.

The facts are these. He's losing the contract, that has been made clear by the client. If he loses it, we lose it. We can't afford to 1) lose the work 2) not bid for it. If we don't take it, someone else will. We have arranged a meeting to tell him the full story, thereby giving him the opportunity to rectify his relationship with the client, and will make it clear that we will be happy to carry on with the status quo if he can. We will also make it clear that if he loses it, we will be bidding. Can't really be fairer than that. We haven't stabbed in the back, we were approached by the client, not the other way round. It would be the easiest thing in the world to keep schtum and move in once he's lost it, but that's not what we are going to do. Hence my original post re. a dilemma. We asked ourselves what we'd expect if the tables were turned, and will act accordingly. I will also read a eulogy when he tops himself ( Chez & KSA).

I quite like this stuff

I reckon he's the one with bitch tits and lard in the white shirt

How's your arse Rice, West Brom dry bummed you. And, err, Derry is part of this country.

Leaves at beer o'clock.

"Who's forum is this?" "It's Jozmans" "Who's Jozman?" "Jozman's dead baby, Jozman's dead."

Word is that O'Neill has kitted out the team bus with these for their trip home.

Get fucked.

It's only polite to ask him for a bite of his Big Kahuna Burger first though.

Aye lads, writing up the quote this weekend. No friends in business and that.

Anyone else get this exact post as a PM?

That's my thinking tbh Ant.

If he scores one of them every week, you can have the Falklands mate.

Bit of a dilemma- we ( my business) sub-contract a regular job from a guy( lets call him Bob). He has always told the client that we were his employees, which was annoying but we said nowt. Today, the client called us aside after work and said they knew we were subbys, not a problem, they weren't happy with Bob and would we be interested in the contract if they couldn't resolve their issues with him. We've been asked to submit a proposal for the contract, and reading between the lines, if we match or beat Bob's price, they have no intention of " resolving the issues"with him. . It's as good as ours. Here's the dilemma- when we set up, Bob provided us with a fair amount of work, and although he has brought the issues on himself, we'd still feel a bit shit about taking the work. ( a bit like banging your mate's lass the night after she dumps him ). The flipside to that is that over the last year , the amount of work Bob has brought us has reduced to , basically, this contract. So, looks like he's going to lose it , we have been asked to quote it, if we get it , Bob will spit the dummy. Thoughts lads ? ( I already know what we are gojng to do btw, just wondering if anyone has been in a similar scenario?)

Question for you Rice- why , if you're against "out of town" supporters, do you support the mackems , and not Consett AFC?

Nice … teeth?