Monkeys Fist

How the fuck did you guess that?

Leather? weapons? Chebs? I say… it's enough to pique a chap's interest in S&M! And this last one… … just because.

Warm

Guess what this big hill is called?

Sorry mate , have to pull you there. Mackems are , without exception, severely hydrophobic.

Are big, burly mackems ok then Deaders?

I'm biting my feckin tongue in half here like.

I love the fact someone clearly spent many, many hours, trawling the furthest recesses of their creative mind to finally hit upon a name for both the above memtioned areas , one which fully conveys their stark, staggering beauty.

Can't blame them really… I think they find the cost of fumigating and sterilising the ferry and metro prohibitive.

The North Lakes is easily my favourite spot in the UK. Lovely at this time of year when it's not overrun with pensioners coach parties.

Been to a funeral today. Just got in with the kids, put the radio on, and this came on. 10 minutes of mayhem in the kitchen later, I'm utterly cheered up. Fuck Yeah!!

Oh.…well done. Ive nicked it to piss off everyone bleating on my FB.

Yes.

Howay man, get with the programme! You not seen the ibog yet?

Bloody Hell. Always looked fit as a fiddle Peter Reid might want cheering up when he hears.

Class, the bit where he points to a few 'famous' glory hunters to somehow prove he isn't one is gold. I've seen the 'Gateshead Reds' buses and it's cringeworthy there was a bloke that lived in my street when I was growing up and he was a member of the 'Gateshead reds', used to drive to Gateshead to meet them on a match day total cunt of a bloke and that Lee Stewart makes me think of him. "Keegan left Newcastle got boring so I became a Man Utd fan how does that make me a glory hunter?" He wouldn't be @LeeCraigStewart , would he ?

No , he's a turnip farmer.

BBC: 16 year old Kyle Rees killed at school in Portsmouth. That's John Connor fucked then.

Large print, no words more than 5 letters long, and end every sentence with " so it is. " You'll be laughing, so you will. Za za

Frank Sinatra was a Joiner by trade - "2x2x2 … Strangers in the night".