Monkeys Fist

Just having a grill-up breakfast myself. - grilled bacon, grilled bangers, poached eggs , toast. Taking daughter swimming , theyre getting packed off to mother-in-laws, then Led Zep is going on for pre- match "settlers". Feeling quietly confident.

It's his ASBO tag, had it so long the skin has grown over it.

people with pictures like this shouldn't comment Bit of a gut going on there Rice- you want to lay off the Greggs pasties man. Keeping your hands out of view there… do you need an extra verse for "This Little Piggy Went To Market"? And tell your Mam to give her clout a comb before she straddles you again man! It's all stuck around your mouth.

Wonder how many of the team now touch the sign before going out on the pitch? I know a few used to - Saylor, Shola etc.

Wahey!

When I was working on sunderland pool we to Southwick shops to get some lunch. That in itself was an eye opener, but as we walked back over the road to our van ( parked about 30 yards away) we saw some pikey Mackem trying to get the back door open. Rather than shout and let him get away , we just carried on walking towards him calmly. Even when we were stood either side of him, he didn't catch on that it was our van, the thick twat. Police arrived shortly after, but he'd mysteriously tripped and bruised his cheek before they got there.

Longbenton. Wideopen. And down the road… Downhill.

Re. The op. Covers all bases I think.

I read this thread, I look at my kids, and I thank the fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster that I , and them, are Geordies.

Aye, according to this 4-page thread he is … http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=594912&page=2 …thats right, a 4-page thread, about a NUFC fan, on a sunderland message board, but they're not obsessed… oh no no no !

She's a woman- she noticed.

Ohhh Martin.... Buy her Englebert's latest single Meenzer. ( But seriously man, Englebert Humperdinck ? We'll walk it )

are you a supporter of a cowardly terrorist scumbag organisation ? Do you spend your own cash supporting NUFC ? How long have you done this, if so ? What attracted you to the club in the first place ? Are you threatening to überfan him?

This is their 3 day old, 49 page version of it. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=677349 Proof we "don't matter" to them.

Is what you're drinking/smoking, available over the counter? Take two tom & Jerry episodes daily. it'll kick in soon enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOwhrCkMiKA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"I have accounted for my decision to appoint Derek Llambias in great detail to my pet tortoise.…"

Yes, but where's the Carroll money? Did you threaten to overrule him?

Fuck off! Thats got to be a spoof, no one can be that thick.

Remarkable!

I fear for his birthday cake.