Monkeys Fist

Thin ice.........

Nice one Stevie, Which cop shop has xxxl cells then?

You fucking tease.

Michel disapproves of this post

He reminds me of someone else in that pic, but I can't quite think who- maybe the love child of Bruce Forsyth and Seve Ballesteros. Edit: Aye, you pretty much nailed it with the Wolf like

Get them oot. Sorry, ran out of wire for the Strimmer.

My pendulous moobs are at the ready Cat… Link for proof please.

No, I'm deadly serious.

I'll show you my tits

Howay man woman!! that's four pairs tonight and counting btw ,I dare you to go on there and simply post.........

I haven't booked my train yet actually! 11th May okay for you? There's a couple of pints and 15 nurses in it for you Third pair messed tonight.

Possibly the least convincing apology since Blair said sorry for slavery.

That second weekend… need a lift?

My keks?? Round your knees?? Jesus and Mary Chain, I've just gone off again. Stop it woman!

Not really, just the thought of everyone on here zooming in on a mans arse as a result of the post made me chuckle.… So , honestly, did you?

Too late, I've just broke my keks.

"So… pretty please with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. "

Be a man CT. TITS OOT is how you say it.

From one bunch of MONGS to another eh? … sorry … … nah, not really

If you zoom in on the top pic, there's a teeny poo stain on his shorts.

Wacky- diplomat extraordinaire

He's got odd shaped balls.

Nice Che…woah, hang on!

Watch out for the local traders mind, they'll have your eyes out!