Monkeys Fist

This bit got me. Mind you HMHM, 56?????? Cheeky fucker.

“ I hear his roses are coming along nicely”

Did you just look up fake Liz Truss porn? Not on me this one like, Rents.

She should go for a new record- first ex PM to go full burger shot in Razzle. Is Razzle still going? I’d buy it if she did * *would I fuck, I’d just hit up Google obvs.

Dead , I say, Dead Elliott! 86

I’d say it depends on what other games they’ve played, and how much exposure that has given them to virtual violence. If they’ve played games like Fortnite then they’ll be pretty unmoved by the violence in GTA, it’s about on par. What is different is the swearing and drug references, which are throughout. Depends entirely on your kid, my youngest is 13 and he plays GTA 5, is watching Breaking Bad, and also loves Lego.

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve ignored terrible personality in favour of tremendous baps. Would.

Turns out my Mrs. doesn’t trust me anymore… … said so in her diary.

She wanted to go to the game, man.

That’s nuts…

Nice chebs?

Posh git.

Has she got a weird French accent, then?

Is she from Quebec?

Part of their bid was a promise to clear up any resident’s shits from the town centre within 24hrs of its deposit, unless it rained first. Cultcha.

How many times has she apologised so far?

suddenly…

I doubt he’ll move from the Continent tbh. The market for Boris Becker lookalikes to rattle your lass in a cupboard is niche over there, and nonexistent here, and there’s no way they’ll pay him enough to give up his sideline.

Didn’t Still basically say he wasn’t interested when Mowbray got pedalled a few weeks ago?

Top punnery.

A big, fuck—off satellite is falling to Earth this afternoon. “Where? How much will survive burn up? “ ” Errr, not sure really, somewhere between 82° N and S, It's possible some more robust parts may withstand the intense heating generated during the high-speed dive, but the chances of these fragments hitting populated areas and causing damage are slim. They could land almost anywhere in the world but with most of the Earth's surface covered by ocean, whatever debris survives to the surface is most likely to be lost at sea. "And it's worth highlighting that none of the elements that might re-enter the atmosphere (and reach the surface) are radioactive or toxic” Champion. So that white-hot lump of metal hitting your face at thousands of feet per second won’t hurt because it’s not toxic or radioactive, 2/10, must do better space lads. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-68318273.amp