Monkeys Fist

10 minutes left- I have no fucking idea how this will end up.

Thank fuck for that!

Ffs, Wilson.

MBRAAAAPPE! VAR rules it offside, as you were lads

PSG leading now.

Longstaff on for Miley.

Oooh fuck me Bruno that was close!

Nice break there from us, started by Miggy

Big Dan Burn!!!!!! 6-1

Oooh ya fucker that was close!

Isak’s hat trick is mint.

You’re going to be “held up in traffic” for your meeting, mate.

Ffs. I blame Ayatollah for giving up on his thread.

For now, historically,these German lads don’t know when they’re beaten.

Praise be, brother!

What if Gordon scores the winner though?

@wykikitoon You’ve obviously opened the bomb-bay doors by now. Question- given the state of the half-time shitters… did you sit or stand? Also, COME ON YEE ERICS!

Non- profit mate. Tell them to fucking wait. Priorities.

I really don’t see how Eddie can drop him when our injuries are sorted- he’s been a revelation tbh.

5+ minutes in to HT. Has Wykiki made it to the Thunderbox, or are we talking a sticky waddle of shame out of the ground, smelling like a tramp’s nest? This game is just a maelstrom of unending tension, isn’t it?

If we can get an early goal 2nd half, we can almost afford to run out of steam later, as a draw will still do us. Obvs, I’d rather we won 5-0, but hey…

This injury run has given Howe some unexpectedly positive headaches from the likes of Miley, Lascelles, Tino and that.

Have you never been at the pisser with blokes either side of you, one fucks off, and you step aside mid-piss to take his spot and make things right? Same crack.

Speaking of halftime- I propose the entire board swaps to the other thread for the 2nd half.

Different Callum…