Monkeys Fist

There’s me thinking he’s talking about the record label.

Go well with coconuts then?

Thoughts and prayers…

Picked up a tin of Old Bay spice mix. Anyone used it before? What’s it’s flavour ? I’ve heard Septics go mental over it on lobster and prawns, wonder if it’ll work on white fish?

The Premier League really should take notice of one their elite clubs tbh. They could introduce a process whereby Liverpool ( Football Club) can get extra points at the end of each month, depending on how many decisions against them they protest. Call it something like the Conciliatory Arbitration for Liverpool Matches Depending On Whining Noise Levels Accrued. Or CALM DOWN LA.

She’s a healthy lass.

Obvious head injury.

We’re keeping the Sabrina pics in the other thread mate.

Almost right.

Have you hacked my Cloud?

Wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box, Sam, was she? Tbf, she has two points.

Was over who was the better singer?

I’m sure many of you fine fellows shared my concern for the welfare of Sabrina once her star waned… Don’t worry Al- fucking- dente !

Hates it when I call him The Groom of the Stool.

He gets a pass.

Used to work with a lad who’s nickname was Ahab. 2 pints and his beer goggles were set to extreme, he couldn’t keep away from land whales.

Just this once I’ll deign to reply to you savages who go shit spelunking. My heavily muscled physique, combined with my ridiculously generously endowed meat and potatoes, technically counts as a disability, meaning I must raise my gluteus from the seat to ensure a clean swipe. Not fully standing, more like Alberto Tomba of the scatalogical hygiene world. Glad to see we’ve picked up a couple of waifs from last nights welcome party. My shed is always open.

It’d certainly stop the friend requests from lost12yr olds in Alabama who think this place is about cartoons.

System worked

I blame Curtis Mayfield, the funky, dead, cunt.

You can have him if you want, we’ll pay you. Five dollah

“ …must we fall into the jabber and babel of discord while victory is still unattained?” —Sir Winston Churchill.