Monkeys Fist

fuckin signing one would be a stsrt QFT

You read it????

Bit bored, are we KG?

…yet.

Maximus Decimus Meridius is meant to be Galician in Gladiator, so that'll do. Stevus Barbaros Venator

Superb stuff I will never be able to hear that song again with imagining CT, mentally broken and surrounded by empty Greggs bags. And aye, CT takes it better than most.… so I hear

Take a bow , HMHM and JawD

Thank fuck he wasn't castrated.

On here, there's usually an army of pedants. Wat Tyler had one.

I go out every night and sleep all day, since my last sausage roll. Went to the Doctor, guess what he told me ? Guess what he told me ? He said " ………" Suggestions?

Aye, that'll really help the Mrs CT's throbbing ring piece like

No, the Jews don't celebrate Christmas. And Easter is named for the german pagan fertility goddess Eostre. Edit; Gah mkII! Posting from phone- beaten every time.

Gone on my calendar for next year. Steak- rare BJ- blue. Edit; just seen posts above- gah!

Oxymoron.

Last Wednesday was International Steak & Blowjob day. Missed it, dammit! Anyway, it's March 17th, Happy Liberalia* everyone. (* any Roman blood Stevie?)

Was he impressed?

Which ones

Dirty Rimming- you fucking animal CT.

She's taking the weigh-ins a bit seriously like.

Can you go back?

You'll crush the poor little bugger with your gunt.

Good shot. He was piss poor at crossing though

The only other one left Frank Clark OOOOh, good shout

The only other one left Sven after a cunnilingus session on del Olio's gammons