Monkeys Fist

Vaulted ahead with that one Kitman.

Brilliant.

Oriel ly?

You should be banished to the dormertory for that.

I'm mullion it over, but I'm in a bit of a jamb. Need something with stile.… Ted Moult.

I'm not in the right frame of mind.

You'd think, but so far many of the punning greats have abstained Wonder what's keeping them at bay?

Silica…nts

Aye. It was a bit of a pane tbh.

I think I nailed it in post #2.

Has anyone actually been to the Glass museum? I went there once to price some work, it's a cafe, tat shop, and a couple of hippys blowing bowls and whatnot. It's location too… would be like sticking the Sage on the ropiest part of Benwell.

Tourist to region " I fancy a day looking at the rich heritage of the North East, shall I go to the Roman Wall, take in some stunning castles on the Northumbrian coast, Durham Cathedral, or maybe spend the day in Newcastle soaking up its incredible Georgian architecture and the Norman Castle… … nah, fuck it, I'll go see a folly built on a barely perceptible hill fort near Sunderland. "

Mackems will be furious they can't even beat us in fines.

Just seen a Blue lady, on St.Thomas' Street, like this guy… Naturally, I chased her down the street shouting " Burn the Witch!"

Because they can count the number of league clubs he's managed on one hand.

Of his own free will.

Aye denying it's her whilst simultaneously sending her lawyers to the addresses of any sites hosting it to insist they remove it. What a female boss. It's a gagging order. Oh irony how I love thee.

Anyone fancy a punt on how many " MON OUT!" threads there'll be on RTG ( the classiest website in the world, ever, inherently etc etc).

Does your height vary with your gunt like?

"Worship The Mighty Twig, ye sinners"

Pink Floyd - Have a Cigar (mkII)

Sofia Vergara in Esquire's latest..... And lest we forget.........