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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Has a penis the size of a Pygmy Marmoset's little finger. Apparently. #drunk
  2. Btw, bjquick has fucked off now that we're on to him #they're watching.
  3. If that was the highlight, dreary doesn't even begin to do it justice mate
  4. Pfft! Call yourself a conspiracy theorist?
  5. Watch how you answer this mind , bjquick has been monitoring this thread for the last two days- *whispers* " He's one of them
  6. What are your thoughts on the Bilderberg Group then , Wolfenstein?
  7. " I'm in the minority of people" First thing you've got right tbf.
  8. Wouldn't touch Tetleys with yours. If I come on here later posting in fluent Burble-ese, you'll know I've been on the Rum.
  9. I must be dead then. My scrotum recoils whenever I hear the Fat Screamer.
  10. Over dramatic, over produced, overweight. No surprise Tubster McBrewin loves it
  11. Nervous. Been at graft since 6am, finish at 2pm, have to be at a wedding by 3pm. If I'm late, I miss the meal, which means I'll be a stumbling mess later as there are one or two lads going who I've not seen in ages and together we are booze whores. :drinks:
  12. If not , can we have one Dad? Can we, can we , pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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