Monkeys Fist

I do believe this board has a PM function, does it not?

I just can't be arsed with your sexual innuendo on here anymore, Fist. There's some good posters on here but they're being drowned out by all the UTTER CUNTS on here. That's it, I'm off to bed. Goodnight! Off to bed you say

I'd expect that from Ayatollah Hermione

Stevie-Come out? never!

"Sick Paedo shags kids- Then eats them!!!"

Just seen this, What an excellent photo!

The most interesting thing about Cabayaye's flounce has turned out to be a "Paedo News" scoop- poetic justice.

Can't be arsed-Why you still logged on then?

fyp

That'd be one argument the twat couldn't walk away from He'd face the sun. Shouldn't be too hard since according to Liverpool fans it shines out of his arse and according to everyone else his head is jammed square up there.

I'm having some of these like.. http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/8315792/Titanic-And-Iceberg-Ice-Cube-Tray/Product.html?_%24ja=tsid:11518|cat:8315792|prd:8315792

A few towel rails too, perhaps?

Is that The Last Days of The Raj in Low Fell?

My Grandad was always a wanker

At what age does a women qualify as 'mature', in porn terms? 30+ ? 40+? And when does she then become a 'wrinkly owld boiler'. Just wondering , as some of the laydeez I 'find attractive' now are 40,and then some (I'm thinking the Divine Ms.Reid)

Not my words, Michael. The words of Shakin' Stevens! Absolute class video btw. Deserving of the biggest accolade imho, which is quite simply that they are worthy of the shirt they play in. An all too rare occurence, so all the more reason to enjoy it and to be positive about their progress, rather than moan on like an arsehole. Absolutely proud of that team. I couldn't agree more , it's been a pleasure these past few months. Full credit to everyone - Pardew, Carver, Carr and the squad. You don't want to hear my arsehole in full flight, tbh, moan doesn't even begin to describe the horror.

Ah Ha!

How very dare you! It's perfectly safe the click..... Trust me

You on the bog too?

fyp

Careful there Gemmill, he's taken on bigger lads than you and won

He's looking pretty fucking nails in that pic mind

says the bionic man