Monkeys Fist

If you make him a mod, CT won't post a naked self portrait.

Like I said in the op… Freaks.

When I'm having a "stranger", I use my left hand. Does that count?

Am Bi Dextrous?

I could give a definition of simulacra which would look just like the real thing.

Feel free anyone. On my phone and it's a fuck on !

I fucking knew you'd be.

Not only I am a master of suspense, but I…

Burn the dooders

Burn the witches!

10% of the population are lefties. (Right) hands up if you are one of these freaks? Heres the good news for you… http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/125008

Tra la la La la-la la

Colo- always first to graft.

It's not bad, she's hung like CT.

On the desk at the back left, below the Kevin Keegan book 4 bottles of man stink.

WTF happened here then? Just got back from grafting in Stockton- no phone ( left it at home ) or radio so just seen the result. Jesus titty fucking Christ!

* checks Vaseline stocks*

I did warn you.

Black Like Me? Not yet mate, been extremely busy work wise.

And his Dad is a Kamel.

Word of advice, if you were inclined to google image search "monkeys cumface", for an amusing image response, put safe search on first. You'll thank me.

Because its my cumface