Monkeys Fist

I’ve just opened my back door and I can hear them fewming from here.

I’m waiting for the dressing room pic, and all the nibbles it gets.

@essembeeofsunderland, if you agree knock twice on the table.

Musketeer … nice salt in the wound

Charles de Gaulle, Asterix, Serge Gainsbourg, Napoleon, Charlemagne, Charles Eiffel, Louis Pasteur, Napoleon (again).… your boys took one hell of a beating!

We should sign Murphy’s twin brother just for the shithousing value.

Whisper it… we’re a good side.

It’s shithousery time, I think. These ponces will totally lose it.

I wonder how many bottles of Krug Chez has shot up his hoop tonight?

Have an eclair!

Clear why he’s called “Big” Dan Burn- the fuckin’ Dumbartons on him!!!!

Wonder how these lads are getting on? Rent free

2-0 up, BDB scoring, it’s pissing down,

Goal

Oooh! VAR

Ffs offside

Whilst there’s a break in play, here’s a quick stat chart showing our play this first half.

‘Appen

Spoilers!