Monkeys Fist

One Catmag There's only one Catmag One Cat Maaa-ag There's only one Catmaaa-ag.

3 bottles to the good and CT turns into Arthur Scargill.

"I can stop anytime I want to".

At 6.30?? My names Christmas Tree and I'm …

That's what I was thinking. I'm an oppressed minority and I demand rights!

My flounce senses are tingling.

Antidote to LBT's rent-boy pics... No thanks necessary

Just got back from the Chiropractor Bonecrusher, ouch, but good ouch

Oh yes....lesson learnt

So Meenzer, LBT, would you smash it?

No Fwank?

Spot the non footballer

I'm sticking with squid having a piss.

Duly noted in Fisty's little book of transgression.

Why has he got squid on his nips tho?

With a bunch of players wasn't it? Howay Lardy, get it reposted.

Aye, far point. You big puff

New lads have to guess which one is Shane's boyfriend.

You mean J69's gay biker patter. Criminal isn't it.

Agree with that last line Gemmill. I don't normally get too bothered about England, but I'd like to see Hodgson do well with them. Does seem like a decent sort

His mate gave both. "Natural"