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Chelsea vs Newcastle United Wed 2 May 2012 7.45pm
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fucks sake 3-1 spuds -
Chelsea vs Newcastle United Wed 2 May 2012 7.45pm
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Is that a posh tampax? -
Chelsea vs Newcastle United Wed 2 May 2012 7.45pm
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Spuds 2-1. Bastards. -
Chelsea vs Newcastle United Wed 2 May 2012 7.45pm
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Enter the Sholinator Game over. -
Chelsea vs Newcastle United Wed 2 May 2012 7.45pm
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
C'mon lads. Don't just beat them now- break the filthy c**ts. -
Chelsea vs Newcastle United Wed 2 May 2012 7.45pm
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fucking amazing control there like. Watching this on a laptop in the hotel bar, whilst a spud fan is miserably watching his big screen. -
I'd shit in her baguette like.
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Lurpap Stalk Smellygold The anal dexterity to be able to shite precisely enough to fill a baguette or butter dish without following thru with the rest suggests what we all suspect about Wor Salty.
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The fact that the salt now far outweighs the pepper in my chin minge.
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I love it when a page starts like this. Btw. Basic Sexy 101. This is … This isn't. Here endeth the lesson.
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CT? Access to caterers? Disaster looms!
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There's nicer lasses working in Greggs. Sex tape doesn't mean sexy.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Tour dates are below Andrew. Where you living? http://derrenbrown.co.uk/tour-dates/svengali/ -
And aye Howayman, you can smell the cheese on their chips coming out of the radio. Don't get me started on Gary Bennett. He should've been born mute.
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Is that joke past it's sell by date? I know…
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I had to throw out a milkshake the other day as I couldn't get moved on my drive for lads.
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Favourite experience meeting a footballer
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fair point. Tubby. -
"Use by" is an instruction," Best Before" is advice is the rule I go by. And my nose.
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FA given Permission to speak to Roy Hodgson over England job
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
It will happen though. That's the funniest thing. -
FA given Permission to speak to Roy Hodgson over England job
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Mrs. F. dropped a lady hint* that she wanted to go for her birthday. If the daft bint had said so sooner, I could've got better seats on the Friday or Saturday. As it is , the only two left together are up in the gods, on Thursday. Still, looking forward to it. Panis beforehand for bait and drinks methinks. * said " Oh Derren Brown is playing Newcastle , and on my birthday. Wouldn't that be lovely?". -
Favourite experience meeting a footballer
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
So, not that interesting then. -
Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Tickets for Derren Brown next week at the Theatre Royal. He knew I'd buy them.