Monkeys Fist

Centre Parting' is the studio pundit on Fox Soccer.

Chebs are too small. Still.…

Having consulted my Monkey Runes, I can say with 100% certainty we will win 3-2 today. Cisse x2, Ba x1. (pelantie).

Funny that 2J. I had one my 2-3 times yearly returns to my "youthful habits" last night. Walking back from my mates, about 10 minutes normally , took about 45 as I stared like a mong at the moon appreciated the wonders of the cosmos.

Off for an unexpected night out. Wahey!

Kid from Accrington… " Liverpool, who are they?"

Carroll thought the ball was over, but you's know better than me.

Carroll looking only mildly disappointed there.

Thieves robbed. Quality.

Andy Townsend speaks a lot but says absolutely nothing. Ever.

He's nee Cissé mind

Candyman Candyman Candyman

You've answered your own question. " Die-hard Geordie".

Bad tone to be talking about football and heartbeats Andy.

I resolve never To make resolutions. Damn!

Well said CT. YOU'RE BANNED!!

CT with a slack hoop- Fartacus.

Like taking sweeties from a baby eh? That's terrible.

I see CT more as a crap Dionysus.

So it did last year? Knew it

Bet your taxi reeks of chips