Monkeys Fist

The Victorians were mad for a bit of leisurely gack, mind.

CT with the post match beer farts

Inner?

Hey Jude just came on my super-duper-feckin-huge playlist. Did I sing along? Yeah baby.

I think we’ll cut through these like a knife through sausage.

5-0 to us. Longstaff with all six.

Call in the Gravy Seals @Christmas Tree - it’s your time to shine.

Potential banana skin this.

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema?

Fyp

Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning?

From his favourites- 7 years ago. “ Couldn’t be arsed, bought one off gumtree,…”

Glad Gloomy’s not the only one whiskied and frisky.

If you’re shoving something that big up your Nipper valve, I’d say it’s a replacement sphincter you’ll need, more than a relaxed one. Go Team Sausage

“ Ee I Ee I Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I O!”

I thought you had a big blue dildo stuck on your sofa for a minute there. I was thinking “ Christ Gloomy, there’s celebrating and then there’s celebrating!”

I see nothing but a 5-0 victory in the Final. Botman hat trick.

I’m quoting this just so you can’t edit out the typos tomorrow- it’ll make your gums bleed.

He’s partly right tbf- we buried the ball in the back of their net four times.

@Renton Take care mate, get yourself home safe, and avoid anything that might give you a shock.

Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home?

Mrs. F. has just made me a hot chocolate.