Monkeys Fist

Nah, this is just from the endless reruns on C4+.

11 pages and counting of grown Morlocks getting boners over the prospect of bricking our incoming/outgoing coaches. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/80-coaches-in-a-long-row-slowly-driving-along-towards-the-sol-full-of-mags.1622174/

Well, here’s yet another sitting/standing debate.

Fuck avocados!

He’d have been perfect for them too- ginger as fuck, with two thumbs and eight fingers on one hand.

Well, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!

I’ve said it before, but it must be a miserable existence being a mackem- your rivals are are looking at success for generations, your not-even-signed-yet manager is shite, your billionaire owner puts the blockers on your efforts in Microsoft Paint, and your extra toe has just worn a hole in your Classic Diadoras. Giddup!

Ah, at the mother-in-laws…

Having seen it, I don’t think the decision not to allow it had anything to do with its anti-Saudi content. “ Nah, not having that, it looks shit”

Pics or GTFO

Certainly didn’t keep the doctor away.

Are you in detention?

Fruits de Mer!

Doesn’t want to alienate a customer, does he? The grain for the bread and water they feed all the prisoners in Saudi jails, before murdering them, has to come from somewhere …

Season Ticket is four consecutive syllables- they’d only get confused.

He’s got to do something to earn his pocket money.

Hang on- has he got a manual or automatic- if the latter, just kick his left knee in, if it’s manual, we need a rethink

Well.… kick his fucking knees in then.

Canestan will sort that out mate.

Nee botha man!

Which brings me to… Do I win £5?

You and the chauffeur can get in on a twofer mate.

Remember where you saw it first. Thanks for reading my post.