Monkeys Fist
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Just now, Howmanheyman said:
I would've thought he was long dead?
You’re thinking of his brother, Count Dracula Reardon.
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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Well what happened was you posted a clip of some lass's match where some idiot lass did a pirouette when no one was anywhere near her and announced that it was ASMesque.
I responded to it. You've subsequently deleted it.
PATHETIQUE MONIQUE!
He’s acting like a moody 20yr old lass.
Ibraher, init?
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4 hours ago, Dougle said:
Dyslexia mate.
It is a right fucling pain in the arse when you try to argu in type
Didn’t realise you were dislec… dysxlce …
had trouble spelling.
We can change your username to Doe Lug if that’s what you were originally aiming for?
Here to hepl
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Is the Luke they’re referring to Onion Boy?
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6 minutes ago, Dougle said:
In fairness to me I have been up all night wanking about Amanda
You kinky beeaatch!
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Driving back north early this morning, I’d put “create a station” on Decollage by Thievery Corporation.
About an hour later, it played this absolute gem…
Mag-bliddy-nificent
Stuck the whole album on, which is mint, here’s a couple of examples.
( these are on the deluxe version, which has extra tracks- top notch ).
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2 hours ago, Andrew said:
You are actually just a sitcom character arent you?
Hyacinth Bong-Bouquet?
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1 hour ago, Dougle said:
Suppressed the sad mackem cunt didn’t mention the particular quarter of town he was in or what rustic, arcadian, magnificent bon viveur he was enjoying at the time
Dougle’s on the daytime drinkiepoos
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14 hours ago, Gemmill said:
The slow nodding on the last, vacant-eyed woman.
“ That’s great!”
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11 hours ago, Gemmill said:10 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Just some normal, everyday TV shit.
At the risk of sounding a bit Le Tissier, anyone think he’s wearing his head tampon to cover the lack of any injuries to his lug, or the tiny wound if there is actually one?
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Can we have that in plain Yorkshire please?
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6 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:
Thurrock
That’s where I had the misfortune to sleep walk and had to go to reception in my boxers 
At the Travelodge?
As traumatic as it would’ve been for the poor staff, I’m 100% sure they’ve seen worse.
Place is a freak magnet.
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Speaking of hot sweaty bastards, I pulled in to Thurrock an hour ago.
Dashboard external temperature was showing 36°C.
That’d explain me sweating like a bull in a tight Jersey earlier at Tilbury Docks.
Thankfully the showers here are mint, had a tepid one to get clean, then an icy cold one to cool down.
Down side- couldn’t get a North facing parking slot, so my cab is getting every fucking ounce of sunshine going.
Air con on full blast, and two of these, one either side of my planet sized heed
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He should just send Mad Dog out to speak to the press.
Picture the chaos on Twatter.
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12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
If you keep sticking your thumb up your arse, someone is gonna have to CLEAN IT OFF!
Filthy sitters.
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2 hours ago, Alex said:
42c is fairly fucking hot by anyone’s standards though. Even for Hobbiton
Doesn’t matter- he lives in a burrow.
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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
They move as she's talking too. There'll be old blokes across the country filling the wank bank whilst telling their wives how inappropriate the whole thing is.
That’s you, that is.
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9 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:
Bob Newhart, big hero of mine.
Didn’t he have a sitcom that showed over here ages ago, or am I thinking of another droopy-jowelled, dead pan Septic?
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If the mountains won’t come to Mohammad, or whatever …
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Just now, Gemmill said:
ZERO complaints here, but the BBC is gonna get complaints about the cleavage on their North America correspondent Nomia Iqbal, presenting from the RNC this morning.
I remember Helen Skelton getting a load of complaints for wearing a slightly too glamorous dress when presenting the Olympics swimming.
Pics or GTF.
This isn’t the sunshine fanny thread- we needs evidence
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I hope they gave the seats a good jetwashing before they let the sheep in…
… actually- no I don’t
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
A Romanian baby
So, Twatter has it wrong
How does dropping a baby out of a window end up with burning buses and tipped Plod wagons, though?
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4 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:
No mention of Roma involvement on the BBC.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy795we0vngo
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2 hours ago, aimaad22 said:
Keep at it LTA and dont listen to these, it's not every day we get to follow the Balloon’ knot journey of an ex Newcastle player.
ASMd YP
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Yes Gemmill...
in General Chat
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Well, thems the breaks.