Monkeys Fist

Give up car and films.

I've stopped going to any Brad Pitt movies as I get mobbed by people mistaking me for him. Too Much Hassle

Aye, my little lass is a Ginner, so thought she'd like it, positive reinforcement and that. ( Not that she bloody needs any, she rules her class at school ).

Shit stirrer?

Don't bring the smoggies into it man!

Thinking of taking my wee monkeys to see Brave. They're 5 & 2. Anyone seen it?

Sitter or stander?

100%

J69 finds religion.

Spoon?You go to some posh cafes mind Parky. Wooden stick thingy, Innit ( sort've )

Cos its sort've important

Does it involve rice an' peas?

Going to bed happy tonight

Lion on the loose in Essex. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19388301 Massive pussy, orange colour with long nails out and about in Essex- Yeah good luck trying to find that one.

Ah, side boob.

He turned up at the Trent, from Kent???

Someone please post that on RTG.

Which explains your promotion to the lofty heights ?

Spill. This sounds good.

I was thinking the very same tbh.