Monkeys Fist

Plain yoghurt, garlic, lemon juice , salt. Mix all ingredients, drink lots of cheap lager, go to kebab shop, buy theirs.

Or has he ?

If you had to name someone on here as "most likey to own this" who would it be ?

You still alive, you cunt?

Crimes against footwear.

Narcissus Dubius.

Mongs or inbreds. Which is it , reindeer fucker?

Aye, know what you mean. Bogging

Can't see LTB's clip. Have I just posted the same thing?

Not sure if I saw this on here, but it's worth a repost for the giggle

Used Delia's soft boiled egg method mind, works a treat. Bring water to a gentle simmer, add eggs to it for 1 minute, then take the pan off the heat, lid on , and leave it for 6 minutes. Yolk is runny, white is set, perfect every time.

Never fancied them. ( poaching pods)

You're saying you had an out of body experience at the match?

You a vinegar boy or not?

Aye, just read it. Fuck off Delia! The lid method is a winner, also , hot oil then low heat.

In a white suit?

http://www.deliaonline.com/how-to-cook/eggs/how-to-fry-an-egg.html

Those sausages look like they're made from cunts.

Mental = filthy.

Me too, but not when it's done on a manky George Foreman.

The entire George Gently series is a showcase of terrible "Geordie" accents.

It'll have been hard to think clearly when he was choking on his own tongue with rage, whilst typing with a hammer.