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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Historically, Northumberland is everything north of the Humber, as the name suggests. Just saying
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Sitting outside at the Tyne pub, sipping a pint of Sam Smiths lager. Why can't every day be like this
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Boo! Down with this sort of thing!
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Shane and CT on rocky ground here. (The link below explains how to do it better than I can btw ) http://www.relate.org.uk/life-lgbt-channel/index.html
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At the end of that article, the bloke responsible for Big Brother in the Uk is being knighted for services to broadcasting! WTF??? Fling him in the Tower!
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Mastic gun in hand, sun on my back, on course for early finish. Happy monkey.
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There's only room in this competition for one pair of spectacular tits.
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Getting a lift off her Mam then, is she?
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Welcome to Pennywell Mick Allan Jnr Jnr Jnr. ( I'd go back up if I was you, kiddo)
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Are Romania still in it Meenzer? I'll be supporting them for a couple of reasons
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Shouldve been 'Lemb' too
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Quick question- has this one got a cock or not?
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THE FERNS.
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Bloke walked into a sports shop and asked Fish " Can I have some cycling shorts?" "Aye, leng sleeved or short?" said Fish.
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Made a big crèche.
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My Grandad was a miner from Washington, spoke pitmatic, goobledegook.
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It's that or naked. You choose.
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Same difference man, pit yacker Seen any gurd bends lately ?
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Fish is from Blyth isn't he? The weather today wasn't curled. He cooks on a herb too
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Is the lass behind Birdman advertising her talents?
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Was at Princess Quay in Hull today pricing up a job. Blart-tastic!
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Nothing is more traumatic than when Bambi's mother dies. Nothing.
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Too far.
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That is genuinely disturbing.
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Spoil yourself … http://www.nigella.com/recipes/view/chocolate-guinness-cake-3086 Aaaaand any excuse…