Monkeys Fist

Royston Vasey?

Just walking through Eldon Square, think I've given myself whiplash.

My daughter does the opposite Son , however, is a dustbin.

I used too, now my son eats my sandwiches for me.

I am setting about remedying it.

Not sure how to take that

Irish? You mad? ( not seen it btw, but note that Lena Headey is on it- adds it to " must watch " list)

Oh aye? Where would you say I'm from like?

Whilst frantically searching for the Willoughby tape, I found this little gem http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4053696/Hazel-Jones-news-The-woman-with-two-vaginas.html Double shocker!

I have just soiled myself. Where's Charvski's sofa?

I think it might have been me tbh

research?

That's just because your pudgy sausage fingers struggle with the pages

Perfume-Patrick Suskind Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is a 1985 literary historical cross-genre novel (originally published in German as Das Parfum) by German writer Patrick Süskind. The novel explores the sense of smell and its relationship with the emotional meaning that scents may carry. Above all this is a story of identity, communication and the morality of the human spirit. The story focuses on Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, a perfume apprentice in 18th century France who, born with no body scent himself, begins to stalk and murder virgins in search of the "perfect scent", which he finds in a young woman named Laura, whom his acute sense of smell finds in a secluded private garden in Grasse.

......Cunt cUnt cuNt cunT

Come on Romania!

The many faces of Bravado Dave

How I like 'em- immobilised.

buy a cheap sim and bombard her mobile with shite jokes, porn , give it to telemarketers etc. She'll get the message

Granny on right-" I've just pissed on the sand" Granny on left-" Eeeee. there goes me prolapse again!"

No, it's never Elton time .You fat mess.

???-most of her face is covered by the geps

Tell her boss, any more shit and you'll send the Toontastic boys round