Monkeys Fist

I’m looking forward to hearing how they manage to blame this on Saudi Arabia.

They’ll be fucked if they make the area sound the SoS a clean air zone.

Oof. Have you heard from them? Hope they’re all safe mate.

Domestostic Abuse?

The UK is sending 6 cans of fosters, a fishing rod, and a cooked chicken.

Fucking right it would.

Honestly, the only thing remotely interesting in Wesshie is the Old Hall, other than that, go to Newcastle and have a late breakfast/early lunch.

Go to the Galleries and count your blessings.

G’day ya cunt. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Hong hong hong

Young Miss Fist asked Mrs. F. to get her some drinks to take to a party tonight. She’s previously taken fruit ciders, but said she didn’t fancy them tonight, but has no idea what else she’d like. Mrs. F. said “ Leave it to me petal. “ So, she’s off out with 4 cans of Pina Colada and 4 cans of Strawberry Daiquiri I have buckets, hair bands and her Insta password ready and waiting for her return.

I’m not concerned- our free scoring defenders can do a job until both frontmen are fit again.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45323426.amp

You’re all way off. It was Rod Dent. * *( Gary Mabbutt’s nom-de-plume, obvs.)

Which Spurs player had part of his foot eaten by a rat? ( former player, obvs. ).

also.

Should’ve just asked Fish, he grew up there.

Fucking legend.

That had me howling. Love a bit of Tom and Jerry

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel now when it comes to tearing these knuckleheads a new one Almost to man, they come out with imaginary, ridiculous or just plain insane shite and then get frothy over it. Its fucking glorious

innit?

Is that the “13 goals in a week” type of legendary?