Monkeys Fist

It's easier to wash her undermoob in the bath

It'll have to go some to beat this "It's about fucking arsehole"

Shower for washing Bath for battleships.

I find it ironic that the OP is bemoaning the existence of the benefit dependant underclass, when it was his Great Leader who created the very same underclass through a combination of her Right to Buy policy and the selling off of State owned industry. Thatchers legacy? Charvers and sink estates.

Fuck off you dullard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CMh7ou6tno&feature=youtube_gdata_player Firenadoes! The End Times are upon us.

Have we done Evolution yet?

Remind me what the bet was?

Yes , you are very much the only one.

Came with a years subscription to The Sun and a free Greggs mince pie.

Since we're talking stereotypes and new topics, here's some boobies

Thank you fine sir. Deposited in the Bank

which ended up " All geordies wear Speedos"-damn you autocorrect!

What are the odds that Idioteque woke up this morning in an alley, with his face stuck to the side of a bin by dried vomit and kebab sauce?

Tetris

Making a righteous stand

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204095/Standard-Hotel-Shock-visitors-using-toilet-glass-walls-swanky-Manhattan-hotel-visible-street.html US pervs have realised they can watch patrons of the 18th floor Boom Boom Room take a dump ! The Daily Hate delivers a classic line btw , the caption to the second pic in the article,

Mental.

Please, pleeeeeease do this.

Found this.

Two gases? Air and arse gas.