Monkeys Fist

She does porn. Oh no, her pants fell off!

Engrish?

This. I'd expect he'd get a welcome on a par with Sir Les too.

WTF Lads!! Start a Belta Cock thread if you must… Jeebus! The balance of the Pooniverse is restored

Hair?

We don't often agree, but this is one of those times

Morning!!

If you will hang out in biker bars…

Fancy a coffee Sweety?

Here is a lovely but practical biscuit tin I makeded all by myself. It has a lid and a base.

He's the only one who can actually play an instrument , isn't he?

What's your favourite condiment for chips? 1-salt & vinegar 2- tomato ketchup 3- cheese.

The Stig played harmonica for Jimi Hendrix.

Think you might've been misinformed there like.

Most Haunted was the shit tbh. Nothing since has come close.

The 11pm Freeview. Just long enough.

Daughters school sports day/ Party for the German. Pleasantly surprised that they had winners and losers, even more pleasantly surprised that there wasn't a Dads race. For the sake of the other dads , of course.

When hospital security becomes lax, this is waddle happen.

Can we please agree that the next post in here is to say - " Yes Gemmill". Keep getting my hopes up.

Plastic fan tbh.