Monkeys Fist

Right, this is too much. We let them vote, we let them work to get a bit pin money, even let them have a go behind the wheel, but this is far enough. I'm making a Belta Cock Thread for you lady types where you can get all wet knickered without putting the mockers on our knockers.

We demand Justice for Henda!

Saw Jan posting in here and thought , " At last!" Gutted.

She's calling your skin a puff there Henda. Don't stand for it!

So, not privately funded then.

He'd just had new caps put on his teeth.

Sun cream, pfft. Puff

Is he at the end of them?

Must've got strange looks at work. Or, given your job, maybe not.

Good point , in the name of science, here's a comparison Sample 1. Sample 2. Result - clothed cleavage appears fuller. Conclusion- I believe the uplift provided by clothing results in the tittage being distributed further up the chest of subject, thereby giving the impression of larger , fuller fun bags. And , tits.

Is the Greater London Authority privately funded then? They put money into it ( The Orbit).

Indeed AH Have they got bigger?

" Hello mate, fancy a game of Snap"

Hughton's black?

Cheers, but I played no part in it. ( apart from being Uncle Awesome , naturally )

You disagree?

It's an adaption of The Ladies Paradise http://m.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a382121/sarah-lancashire-cast-in-bill-gallaghers-the-paradise.html

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Speaking of which, what was the most satisfying thing about the season just gone Balarney?

The only benefit Fish will get is an influx of foreign Blart for him to try out the bravado on.

Proud as punch. My nephew has landed a part in a major BBC drama, and starts filming this week. It's going out next year in the Sunday evening slot, same writer and production team as Larkrise to Candleford. Chuffed to bits for him.

I shall be having a bierwurst and sauerkraut in honour of die Königin. Heil Elisabetha

Tbf to BD, he didn't say he was out clubbing. Mecca bingo stays open late in That London.