Monkeys Fist

Two old dears are window shopping, and one points into the shop and says " That's the one I'd get" So the Cyclops smashed her face in.

Sauron's been swimming.

How many days before the match will Daddy's Cock and Rice show up full of piss and vinegar? Bless

Oops.

Aye, From Google images Buzz Killington strikes again

Isn't it just the mouthbreather's way of saying Panhaggerty?

Here's hoping they get the real Ramsay this time.

Imagine finding this on the Long Sands! http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2012/10/12/giant-mysterious-eyeball-found-on-florida-beach/

"Unfortunately they are in the minority because money breeds greed and charities are the perfect foil for the greedy to exploit, knowing that the majority of people want to help." Got any proof of this Wolfy?

The fucking cheek of you posting that!

Shola is casual to a professional standard.

Baba GhanOOOOOOOSH!

KAPPOW!! Buy KFC, throw it up later. Refry the vomit as a Spanish Omeltte type thing. BAZINGA!

Quality. Here you go then. Piece of fish, ( haddock, salmon, tuna , whatever) Put it on a square of foil , big enough to make a roomy parcel, finely chop some garlic, ginger,red chilli sprinkle it on, zest a lime over it, little dash of soy sauce, little splash of white wine or Mirin if you've got any, bit of Hoi Sin or Teryaki depending on what you've got. , fold up the parcel and put it in the oven at 200c fur about 8-10 mins ( depending on the size of the fish. Boom! Have it with steamed green beans and steamed rice.

Good work gents

Or, in the forty minutes + it takes to fuck about doing that with a manky tinned pie ( FFS! ), you could make your own.

There was a bar/club in Blackrock, can't remember what it was called, but we spent several nights there acquainting ourselves with the local's craics.

Spent a month working in Dublin a couple of years ago. Ridiculous prices aside, it's a smashing place. We spent a fair few nights in Blackrock, which is just south. Of all the cities I've been to in Britain and Ireland, the standard of fanny in Dublin is far and away the highest. We saw a Harley pull up at a petrol station, rider got off, took off her lid and was a raven haired beauty in black leather jacket and jeans. Only as she walked to the cubicle to pay did we realise she was also wearing high heels We unanimously voted her the most perfect woman on the world.

Mila fucking Kunis! Sweet dreams chaps

Become? Where have you been fir the last 5 years Deaders?

Quiet night stacking on the Femine Hygiene aisle is it?

You've avoided the Camembert question.