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You have three Tats? I hope you're not Glaswegian

Bit clicky mind.

Here you go - Cunty cunty cunt cunt. And Aids.

Too perpetual innit?

No, Gordon Strachan on the left told me.

THEY!!

Steady on there Chez, the mans a visionary!

Static? All that Electricity would kill Cthulhu

Don't be fucking daft man, I'm being serious. Besides, the centaurs wiped out the unicorns centuries ago in the Battle of Benwell Heights

What causes tides?

… and how's that? Tell me.

Stationary in space, or doesn't rotate? And how do know? Third time I've asked and you're still not answering.

Don't be bringing your relatives into this Parky! Thread is batshit crazy as it is.

Maybe that's why he was "struggling "

So, if telescopes can't be trusted, how do know that the sun and planets revolve around us?

Why do we have seasons Wolfy, you know, winter, summer and that?

Maybe, I'm just intrigued to hear how he comes to this definitive conclusion. Especially since man has never been in space , and all telescopes and astronomers are dodgy. Edit; just seen the " explanation" posted above. Waiting for the Za Za

Why? Tell me how this works.

Too many fucking golf balls whizzing around.

Gullit and Rijkaard.

You believe the sun orbits the earth? Be gentle when you FUCK ME!

My dish points up, SSE, the nearest hills in that direction are the Alps.

I know the ISS and communications satellites exist Wolfy, I have seen them with my own eyes. Not through a telescope, or camera, with my own eyes. Up close, in detail, in situ. They are there.

An actual Berkeley research paper into the effectiveness of various designs of foil hats. http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/ Bad News Wolfy, they don't block gov'mint signals, they actually amplify them.