Monkeys Fist

Those trees don't look real

Sir Bobby would disagree.

Flossys? What's that then chubby?

Aye, judging by the pic it looks like the lighting rig has brought down the scaffold. Someone in Toronto has made a big fuck up.

Went to see Fist Snr. today , took his grandkids which always makes him a happy silverback. He was telling me about when he was a trainee butcher, between school and his National Service. He worked at the Co-op butchers in Washington which was the main distribution point for all meat to the other local butchers ( rationing was still in place at the time, we're talking late 1940s , early 1950s ). Anyway, he told me that at one time they were told that there was no beef, pork or lamb availabke, so they were given great squares of frozen whale meat! It had come from a refrigerated warehouse on the Quayside where emergency stocks were held. The Master Butcher gave him and all the other apprentices a piece before they sent it out to the public, telling them to take it home and try it. He described it as a very dark meat ( he compared it to venison in colour), slightly oily but said it was really nice. Makes you wonder what else was used as " emergency meat" at the time - I'm guessing horse was on the menu too.

The stage has collapsed at a Toronto venue , hours before the Radiohead gig, one person is dead with 3 others seriously injured. http://www.montrealgazette.com/touch/news/story.html?id=6794371

As muck.

Fabulous.

Should go for the Full Scouse

Parky has been a model of restraint tbf.

Having had to pause the game at halftime for 20 minutes or so, whilst Fist Jnr. spewed his ring all over the bathroom (poor little sod) , The whistle has just gone for me. Get the fuck in! Inrahimovic can fuck off home with his ego, we can thank Walcott for saving our skins , and Woy can tell Milner he's on the bench next game. Cracking final half hour. Bit worrying before that.

Greedy bastard Young!

That'll do for now.

What a fucking belter! 1-0

Here you go.

ooh! Good hit

It does , aye. Pictures being distorted by undersea transmitters.

Sorry, too good to miss.

Resignation, Tottenham. Hur Hur

A dehydrated mosquito could piss on yours.

I'm off to watch the match on Undersea Cable Telly.

It'll be fucking hot/cold/inert.

Fuck me, the state of Waddle!