Monkeys Fist

Cheer up!

Hobby.

If the above doesn't fix it, it's fucked.

Paedo priest

She is firmly in the " Two blobs and a bath" category.

Strumpet

If you believe in so called gravity.

One thing we'll never see is CT Lite.

C…ath.

Be a mod they said. Men will want to be you , women will want you. How could I resist when they dangled that carat?

Gilty as charged.

Filthy woman.

Happy Birthday. Here's a man with a nice beard

Let me remind you. Seems you were absolutely livid… maybe. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32648-cant-be-arsed-with-here-anymore/page__hl__%20can't%20%20bd%20%20arsed%20%20with%20%20here%20%20anymore__st__0

Ftheeeeeffffphuck you. As if anyone on here would knock back VP because of her teeth though

Aye, whatever , welcome back and that.

Scotch, Irish and Welshists have no bitterness towards the English team? I'll take that bullshit and raise you a pile of shite.

Canny. Kids staying with Grannie Fist, little bit pissed, lot bit stoned. Wahey!

Beggars

Home. Knackered

Rocky

Meenzer

Pissed off. Car broken down, managed to get to Peterborough services. RAC called, £240 fit new part to get home. BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!