Monkeys Fist

Then prepare yourself for a river of jizz. 4-0.

Aaaand we have a striker!

FYP

Game over now. Italy down to ten men.

Organic

Exactly. Everyone knows Germans have no emotions.

Mackems aren't athletic, but I'll give you the second bit. Unless you're being a massive racist, which you aren't , are you?

Mackems.

TimCurry.

Alanis Morrisette has spoken.

Tbf there aren't that many twats on here.… … well, until about , ooooh,say eight days ago

Bravado.

Love their first album, and the EP , Second Coming didn't live up to the first but that's no surprise. Aye, they're poor live, but so what? Anyone going to these gigs expecting to be be blown away wants a good kicking, but I doubt anyone from " first time round" expects that. And yes, I'm old enough.

Sweetdavid

Silverback

Ey! Shaddup you face.

Oh Captain, my captain!

Immersion Hypothermia is a bit different to that which you get from wandering round the Cheviots in a boob tube and hotpants. If he was completely submerged he did well to survive an hour, regardless of having an air supply. Poor man, what an awful way to die.

Mary Hinge.

So, just to be clear, these are men looking for some random bloke to meet up and wank off with? But they're not gay. Which bit am I missing here?

Lady bottom

For 6 months or so one winter, I sported a Bic baldhead and conjoined porn tache and mutton chops. Shagadelic.

Chicks dig the "upside doon heed" look.