Monkeys Fist

His dog is called smiley?

You know you want them, you slaaaag!

I wonder if Leazes was drinking Scotch when he posted. Oh irony, how I love thee

Pfft … have they not consulted Wolfy? If not, no way I'm going up in that thing.

Jocks to sponging immigrant (probable) terrorists without skipping a beat. Well done Old Chap, well done!

That will be one spectacular mother of a crash when it all goes wrong.

Not that many French burglars who say " Gerrinthereyafucka!" when they blow a load though.

One bad hangover later, and Chez has to explain why he was wanking like a tripping chimp on a video call to his gaffer.

(does that count as a word?)

Griffin

Fold crease, lift flap, turn over, pull apart. Then do some origami.

Lane

Come on over Love. Brock, chill, you know that Gemmill will be wolfing down lentils within the week since I posted a " Jamie " recipe.

Acid

This doesn't bode well… get all the BJ's you can in the next two weeks.

Catch 22, Innit?

Beat you to the punch Might have that for lunch tomorrow tbh, got a day off.

More enticing- Chicken, bacon, spinach and lentil salad. Food of the Gods.

The lad I run my business with is Scotch, I work up there a fair bit. I think it's fair to say that generally they regard Geordies as non-English , but the Anti English sentiment is never hard to find if you want too. I make a point of saying to him " Yessss! Back in Gods Country!" every time we cross back into Northumberland , but that's because I'm a cunt.

Cabayaye

see my edit, cernts

goodbaye

As well as the aforementioned Tramp Barbie, my lassie got a silver sequin covered baseball cap, a pink heart handbag, and a pink scooter. Beat that fishboy!