Monkeys Fist

All the lads at work have promised to have their bait at 12.07 and 43 seconds precisely on Monday. Pact lunch.

Fart

That's bloody awful mate. My condolences.

John Terry's just been seen buying full tennis kit.

Maybe you help me with a crossword clue I'm stuck on. " Mail worker carries huge bag"

Hobby

I see where you're coming from Wolfy. That there NASA, capable of maintaining a massive con involving tens of thousands of co-conspirators, but incapable of designing a strong bolt. There's no flies on you, is there ?

Bad crack that 2Bias. Were you good mates?

New Balls etc

Newcastle.

Hint; Tree Hedge Ark Shrub Plant Tree Vine Plant Shrub Bench Water Feature You with me

Northumbria Police have reported an increase in Lentil Hate crime over recent days. Police are looking for Roy Keane and Damian Duff.

Forest Hall - no precipitation.

It was when he was going through his abstract period.

You need a landscape gardener, based in Whitley area. Hmmmm

Keegan isn't it?

Nobody ask

I cheated. Is the last one Alec's surname?

Lentils.

Steps still open?

Secrets!

Check mate, you twat.