Monkeys Fist

Mother in law's roast beef dinner in about an hour and a half.

*instigated anything

Ok sweetie. Keep your muscle vest on!

Feels gay for seeing Grease the Musical. Posts hearty pasta recipe to restore manliness. Still gay.

Misunderstood tbh

http://newslite.tv/2012/01/18/bbc-weather-presenter-carol-ki.html

Two questions Fish Was it your friend's copy that you read? If so, you sniffed it, didn't you?

Tell me more…Tell me more.

Just watched Mesrine Pt.1 on BBC4. Brilliant, Vincent Cassell is superb as Jacques Mesrine. Part 2 on tomorrow night. Cécile de France who plays one of his mistresses, Jeanne Schneider- very tasty.

Accepts challenge. Ant falls for the old " Jail Bitch" ruse. Mwah ha ha ha !!

My first week at this and I'm getting raped like a jail bitch.

Love this one. Shots of the Sage are ten a penny, but you've managed to get a new angle here. Cracking.

Phew! Knacked. Only one tantrum, but I calmed down on the naughty step.

I sense another Lardy Flounce. Am I right Mr. Tannenbaum, I see you lurking

Our gain. Fugglemasters Forum's loss. Yes, that way round

Don't upset the status quo man Chezney!

Daughters party starts at 2pm. Guess who is caterer/ entertainer for 30 mini demons? Wish me luck.

Antiques Roadshow

Sticky Vicky

Daley Thompson?

Percy

Tampon Tina

Spongebob

Mirren

Widdecombe