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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Get yourself one of these Renton Then start humping people’s legs and go full mackem with the toilet habits. You’ll get sacked but if you’re going to go, go down in flames.
  2. Devastated. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67078674
  3. Just tell the filthy cunts to clear up after their mutt! ffs Rents
  4. I knew Ian through my brother- we’d often see him upstairs in the Trent before (and after) games. We enjoyed some very lively discussions He’s a really nice bloke tbh, I’ve bumped in to him several times recently in the Ouseburn whilst aleing.
  5. I think you’ll find that it’s not Bilbao’s club, it’s sunderlands’s, based on this Historical Document.* * doubts have been raised about the veracity of this source based on; 1. The language used is an arcane, little known variant of Middle English, which pre-dates the existence of football by several centuries. 2. The claim that the author’s father passed on his knowledge- it is well established that fathers in this village have little to no contact with their offspring beyond conception. 3. The dumb cunts cant write.
  6. I’m still yet to hear a single one these scruffs lay out what this mythical “model” they’re jizzing their pants over actually is? Is it the one Donald Stewart/Stewart Donald used, ( spend fuck all), the or has The Pocket Money Billionaire come up with one that we’ve all missed?
  7. Knowing your luck, you’ll get there and there’ll be a family of chavs on it.
  8. Fish hacking Gemmill’s Ring account.
  9. Aye. Neither side are doing their cause any favours with their actions. It’s curious that, if Israel considers itself at war, no one is mentioning that they are now committing war crimes. What an absolute mess.
  10. Absolutely- France still had national service when I was there, but you could do it in hospitals, fire service, police etc Even in a war scenario, pacifists can “do their bit” without having to go in to combat.
  11. His security were slower than drivers in Wales.
  12. I wouldn’t want to stain your reputation
  13. Reading that, you’d think maybe they’d signed some Brazilian wonder kid called Daniel. But no. It’s Dan Neil.
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