Monkeys Fist

After 68 years, the mystery is solved!

I drink 2 units of alcohol a day. Kitchen Units.

He's talking out of his arse, as usual.

Is that a fried Fleshlight on their menu?

Go anyway , it's very good food.

Pani's on High Bridge is child friendly, cracking food too.

Do not feed the pig. The pig will die.

RIP

Renton I hereby castigate you. Officially an that.

You're right LM, I've edited accordingly.

irony

read any one of your posts from the last two pages, they could have been lifted from any one of the hundreds of threads you have ruined over the last 6 years. They weren't though, they were posted by you, today. That's why it's moved to here

fuck off with making every thread about your need to right. or, just fuck off.

someone beat me to it

First Blood

Fucking groundhog day strikes again

Boy or a girl ?

Hmm, this post, you house hunting.… There's a little Gremlin on the way, isn't there?

Fyp. By " going out" of course, we mean schtupping them.

First one I had. Still the best.

Learn from the Master , Jonasjuice, learn. Dare you to tell whilst still nuts deep. ( if you do it whilst " a la chien" it will turn into Rodeo fuck )