Monkeys Fist

A gentleman never comes first. Unless bladdered.

Came 3rd in the U15 nationals. Filthy but graceful.

I'd be taking one of these

Better late than never. There's a blonde waitress at Shearers with a proper bubble butt. Perfectly nice figure , but an arse you could use as a desk.

I used to do trampolining competitively at school. Had to wear whites, same kit as the blokes wear at Olympic gymnastics. The lasses wore leotards-the combination of fit lasses giving it mid air straddles and my raging teenage hormones meant "trouser control" was a never ending nightmare Thankfully never happened to me , but one lad from another club got a stotter whilst he was sitting on the trampoline waiting to start. ( you had to stand up and salute the judges before starting, by that I mean you assumed a crucifix position. ) He got the nod to start, shook his head at his coach, who was telling him to get on with it. Poor fucker did the salute, and his entire routine, with a proper tent on, we of course were massively sympathetic

First of many I hope.

You want to get jiggy with him, you go ahead.

More than two nipples is bestiality

Nice! Just been to price up a job that we will be taking from my ex employer. Sweeeeet.

Controlled demolition that man!

This is what you base your demolition argument on?

Non. Nowt to support them , Innit?

Why don't you hoy up a few links for us Wolfy, with examples of these people. And the firemen stating they heard the detonators going off? Just a few would do.

In your self confessed, non expert opinion. Righto.

How many.

Is that your answer?

But you said they'd need to blow the outer walls too? So they just blew the lifts then? Shambles.

Media CGI How do you explain the hundreds of examples of footage taken by ordinary people , clearly showing commercial airliners hitting the towers? We're they all " in on it" too?

So, if it was a controlled demolition- How did they manage to covertly rig sufficient demolition explosives on every floor without a single person raising a slightly suspicious eyebrow? How did they coordinate the timing of the detonations so that none of it was evident to onlookers. Who pressed the button to blow them?

Big Bang is top notch, Howard's lass has some awesome bangers on her for a midget, too.

Will you be using Cows milk or the fruit of your Moobs?

No, you're wrong at the outset. The Towers were a Framed Tube design. The strength was in the outer walls. The central core held the lifts, taking very little of the structural load. Do your homework properly.

Milk? Interesting, never seen that in bolognaise recipes. Might give that a go.