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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Fucking hell.
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Mrs. F. had a stair lift installed last week. Drives me up the wall, tbh.
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“Have a go, you must, if hard enough you think you are”
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Looks much improved.
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Disnae…
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
As much as I find the bloke utterly bizarre, it’d be absolutely funny as fuck if it turned out he did actually have the money, and turned Reading around. Certain humanitarian friends of ours, not too far away, would get another hefty boot to their already bruised under luggage. #imagine. -
You enjoying your shortbread on your tartan tray… ARCHIE???? Hoots Mon, where’s yer troosers, braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht the noo, etc.
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Absolutely wokking it there Gloomy. I suppose a good knowledge of Chinese cookery terms is integgroll to good punnery?
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Ffs! Get Big Mo on the phone. Break out the brown bags.
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Oy! Sterring up trouble as per.
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I’m dead. Someone please hoi’s in a coffin.
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That’s just all kinds of Wong.
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I can’t see it? C&P anyone?
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My lad is 13, perfect vision, and still walks in to fucking walls and doors.
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My mam’s 2nd husband, who had more than a passing resemblance to Sutcliffe, was interviewed at least twice by CID at our house. I remember being fucking gutted when it turned out not to be him.
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If everyone else is blind, how can they tell?
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Bump. What he said. ☝️
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Thanks. Who’s a good boy? Yes, you are!
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So… can you?
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“Saggy Old Bitch having her Tits sucked…” This was the best of a NSFL bunch.
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Zoinks!