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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Love how the only one wearing a cap is the "special" grandson.
  2. Drugs are bullshit, "invented" as a means of stealth tax.…Based on magnets.… in space.
  3. I have used every pretty much every comb. If we do it by types Good Combs; Faux Tortoiseshell plastic Metal with pointy handle The Imitation Flick-knife Brilliant Brushes. Military - metal spines in rubber base Half Radial - with removal head for cleaning. Vented Ceramic Radial - too die for. Oh , nearly forgot, you're all cunts.
  4. And there's me thinking he was just fast
  5. Don't let your electromagnet Go down on me.
  6. I read today that Bolt was born with Scoliosis. Fucking incredible he is.
  7. I put Olympic minge into google, ( we are the first two pages or so btw ), and this came up somehow. http://www.anorak.co.uk/241488/strange-but-true/woman-shaving-privates-while-driving-in-rear-end-smash.html/ Aaaaanyway , heres one for Meenzer. His name?
  8. Doesn't say no blokes in the rules. The Rules which we all follow
  9. Aye, me too, forgot the safety wink. Have some hot Aussie BMXer, Caroline Buchanan
  10. Ginola's goal v Ferencvaros SBR's home debut destruction of Sheffield. The last 15-20 minutes of Pedro's testimonial v Celtic, basically from when Keegan appeared on the touch line prior to coming on. I have never heard noise like it.
  11. What was the rest of the conversation?
  12. Tell the truth. The beings, mash and lard concoction self immolated from shame.
  13. Loads of black smoke over Boldon. You cooking again CT?
  14. I got a cracking telescope a month or so ago. After some brewing kit, buy I can bide my time.
  15. Your point being? So, to keep the your pedantic gland from exploding, here… have this. Erika Prezerakou- Greek , also Big Jumpy Stick Bootay- ah- hay - a-Bootayy! I am off to dream about the Ho-lympics.
  16. These Hot Wheels have your name all them Kevinho. Just think of all the fanny who will see you and be repulsed…ahem, impressed.
  17. " 6 wipe nappies" My son's Pooligan record must be nearly double that. Good luck Baggio and Ms. Baggio, it'll all be fine.
  18. Dare you… Monkey's Fist Monkey's Fist …
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