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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Sometimes I like to roll like a thief in the night.
  2. Can I shove things up their hoops?
  3. A harsh lesson in the perils of home performed strapadichtomy.
  4. The Tit calls Chez predictable. Oh irony, how I love thee
  5. 11.25 pm. Half an hour and I'll call it a success
  6. I resolve to post fewer boobs on here, and generally be more serious about shit.
  7. Fittest I've ever been I was 230lbs. That's 16 stone 7 in English. BMI is a crock tbh.
  8. According to BMI calculator , I'm 31.2 , so obese. I'm not though. Edit: 5'7" 199lbs 33' waist. 44' chest.
  9. Keeping it in the kitchen? Losing valuable pie space there, mind.
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