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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Sweating. In Leeds. Two more drops then offski. Can't happen fast enough.
  2. Fuck knows how I got it then. You cunt.
  3. My brother looked into this a few years ago. The ballache is finding the land, with planning permission and utilities. He found a company based in Scotland who provided a large range of adaptable kits, project management if needed , builders etc. I'll see if I can get the name off him.
  4. I've always been Radgina, you just sussed ?
  5. You're top of the list you sexy beast.
  6. Oi! Casting nasturtiums! I got at least another half dozen left in me. Edit: Make that 5
  7. Is it possible The Flounce Queen is "A Nonwhite Otter"?
  8. Postman Twat had another 3 flounces while you were gone.
  9. Anyone else see Lineker stumbling when he realised too late he didn't know the music one of the Dressage fillys used was Pomp & Circumstance? Amateur night
  10. Second one for him, I reckon three strikes and out ( of the closet.)
  11. I'm devastated. I don't think this place will survive without Cabayaye. In other news, had a very satisfying dump at lunchtime.
  12. Happy Birthday Cuntychops
  13. And fucking Pigsy in the middle! Faces for radio.
  14. Some people are just destined to end up in certain jobs. Meet Lisa That's Lisa Minge MD. Guess what kind of doctor? http://saintalphonsus.netreturns.biz/Providers/Detail.aspx?ProviderId=6cbe8b99-26b2-4477-9fe5-679f86a2995a Yup!
  15. Mitch has 5 kids with two women. So far back in the closet he's sucking cock in Narnia , I reckon.
  16. I once got into a heated debate with a Paralympian over the validity of the Paralympics, saying they were basically just a massive nod to PC bullshit, whereas he reckoned they meant as much as the regular Olympics. I won of course, he didn't have a leg to stand on.
  17. Fish is definately a nose flicker.
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