Monkeys Fist

When has CT ever let facts get in the way of a good , half arsed crusade?

CT's new hobby revealed- he's a born again conspiracy theorist. He'll be buying foil hats off eBay as we speak, digging a bunker in his now defunct vegetable patch, and brewing up long life lager for after the Apocalpyse.

Strong stuff that Carling Zest.

Card marked Fatboy.

He was in on it. Notice the large wheel of Gouda behind his head , below. The clues are there if PEOPLE JUST HAVE AN OPEN MIND!

Bingo! Fist 1-0 Flouncer. I agree with Cath btw

I don't agree with the death sentence JawD , the only people you are really punishing there are the murderer's family. Why make two families suffer the pain of losing a loved one? I have no problem with your hard labour idea- making prison a true deterrent/punishment for the worst crimes, murder, rape etc. I don't really have all the answers , but I don't think the death penalty is an answer.

When the earth runs out of cheese ( which it will, the Aztecs predicted it), then Wolfy's "theories" will be exposed. As we speak, Dairylea are in secret talks with NASA to launch a massive Lunar Cheddar Mining Rig( made of tin foil, string and cardboard). The Western unemployment problems will be solved as a mass Cheeseonaut recruitment drive will provide manpower for the Lunar Cheese Mines, a large part of which will be the security detail to protect the miners from enraged Klangers. You heard it here first.

You not got air conditioning in the Blobmobile then CT?

Meteors are a conspiracy.

Glad you used a b and not an r there

Aye. Still a fat wanker.

Very bloated in Brazil's case.

Don't look Ant… don't look.

This is the new, nice Cabayaye is it? Fuck off back to Flounceland man, you utter non-entity.

What disgusting slug of a man. Compare his behaviour above to another footballer of a similar age, albeit far more talented than this twat. Ray Kennedy was a regular in the first restaurant I worked in, and was the most humble, unassuming man you could meet. The only "freebies" he'd accept were a couple of drinks when he'd stay back for a drink with us after closing ( which he only did after being invited several times ). Complete gent, and a lovely bloke. Brazil- polar opposite.

This one? Boom!

Driving back from Leeds today , one of the many strands of intellectual badinage ended with one of the lads concluding that to get maximum enjoyment from fisting a midget, she must have a sponge on her head so you can use her to clean the ceiling afterwards. The miles flew by

Chairman called Scally Guilty.

I have to say I agree there Salty. We are miles away from anything like that though.

Chinese inflation is out of control atm.

Batten down the hatches Boldon, it's Wham night.

Good man

There's a time and a place for your lunacy. This thread is neither.