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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Or, given that the Lander's ascent speed and trajectory will have been calculated to the nearest microsecond and millimetre, they could have preprogrammed the camera's actions? Just a wild stab in the dark.
  2. I'm predicting Rio's opening will be centred on a half size Christ the Redeemer dishing out Viagra to thousands of cloned Pele midgets dressed in thongs, Ronaldo ( the proper one) will light the flame by lacing a flaming football from the hands of a Favela child as they both freefall from an airship, then collapsing in a fit when he lands. All accompanied by tits, lots of brown tits.
  3. Black pepper, Parmesan and some oil.
  4. Nice one Ant. Woke up this morning with the entire left side of my back in spasm. Think I've pulled one or more intercostal muscles. Fuck. Nee graft today then.
  5. So, you haven't done any then. Thought not. Hey Ho
  6. I'm interested specifically in the research you said you'd done. Can you point me at some of the sites you've used?
  7. What was your aforementioned "loads of research" Wolfenstein ? I'm genuinely interested to see some of it.
  8. The start and finish. My cousin rang me up and said the auditions were on ( in the Ellison building at the then Newcastle Poly iirc), we thought it would be a laugh, and I'd read the book so we went along. Asked us back the next day. Loads of Theatre School kids there, me and my cousin didn't have a clue what we were doing, just read the parts in our normal voices. Kept my BBC rejection letter for years, but it's long gone now
  9. I think the Ginger Kid. Told us we'd get parts as extras but didnt. Bastards
  10. Fucking Pele And he's got a semi on.
  11. We had Boris man. Bicced up a treat.
  12. A shared interest in shit wigs brought them together.
  13. If they get Zeppelin on, all is forgiven. Otherwise, tits or GTF.
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