Monkeys Fist

Ffs. Pelanty.

Offside. Klopp.

I’ve just amused myself imagining a scouser trying to pronounce Guimaraes without hockling all over themselves.

If you’ve got players who were one-club career players, I don’t really mind if they’re biased, it’s to be expected. I just fucking hate Carragher, the dirty hockling cunt.

Or Bruno at the first sign of emotion

Fyp

Piece of piss

Just remember lads, no matter how bad tonight ends up being, we’ve suffered MUCH worse in our recent history. Avanti!

Is this tonight? FFS. Looks like I’m relegated to the kitchen, again. edit; Sossidge!

If I’d known this toucher was a mackem I’d never have sat through Saturday afternoon wrestling as a kid at my dad’s gaff.

I remember back in 2001 on New Years Day, most of the family were hungover as fuck, so I took my 7-yr old niece for a walk through the woods at Bolam Lake. It was late by the time we got there, tbh, as I’d had a sherbet or two the night previously. As the light started to fade, she said “ Ohh, it’s getting dark Uncle Fist- it’s a bit spooky!” I said, “ Aye it is pet, and I’ve got to walk back alone.”

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman. None.

An Irishman walks out of a bar…

The resemblance is uncanny

“Build up thread”. Lad’s necking Guinness and eating bulk amounts of cheeysey chips, with a pint of DulcoEase.

He was on a break.

Aye, apparently a lot of our cousins across the water were amazed Damien Lewis was British. Also, Dexter Fletcher, and that well-known British lad, Michael O’Fassbender.

Is that the one where they discovered the Concentration camp? It’s a masterpiece tbh, although I’d say it’s not even the best episode- for me, the Bastogne episode in the winter forest was simply jaw dropping.

Very, very good series - Damien Whossname as Capt.Thingy* is excellent, as are the rest of the ensemble cast. It’s obviously very Yank-centric, but it shows the utter brutality of war in an unforgettable way, and the writing and acting is superb . * Winters!

Just got back from the “Wedding Celebration “ of a former very good friend. They got married in October. Not only was it today, when nobody can be arsed, but it was in The Legion. I’m reporting them to the ECHR for crimes against humanity.

In the absence of a mackem side capable of lacing their own boots for the last 8 years or whatever, these living embodiments of testicle pain have stepped up to the mark in all-round cuntishness in every respect. I have no expectation that we’ll get a single thing from the game, but if we do, it’ll be as good, if not better, than shitting on the pitch of our polydactyl neighbours.

“Master-coach Mick Beale “ or ”2nd post - “ Michael Beale has only got a job in the first place because a good manager who did a very good job and got a newly promoted side to the playoffs got sacked for saying something along those lines.“

… but say nowt when they go there for the boxing, because freebies.